Jokes
Psychopathy is such a difficult topic, sometimes you have to use a little humor to shoehorn the ideas. Below are a few jokes written in this spirit.
At the bottom of the page is What You Have To Believe if You Believe the "Official Stories" on two Key U.S. Events. Sometimes you have to look at the absurdities, to better see the reality.
A professional psychopath is a talented "man of means" devoid of emotion, lusting for power, money, domination over others, and sexual exploits, often with children. Other than that, they are perfectly normal.
Q: What is the difference between a narcissist and a psychopath?
A: One thinks he's God's gift to women, and the other kills every woman who doesn't believe that.
Psychopathic Acting Leaders (PALs) always try to leave things in better condition than they found them. NOT!
The Apple Computer dictionary once defined “Psychopathy” as “a mental illness or disorder.”
That is like defining a hydrogen bomb as “an explosive device.”
A man and a woman psychopaths are walking together, and the man says, "I don't care about anyone or anything in my life, and the only thing that gives me pleasure is dominating others and bringing them intense mental strife and financial misfortune." The woman replied, "You say the sexiest things!"
A psychopathic dad told his son to never get too close to anybody so you can act decisively when that time comes. The son replied, “And you are?”
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Two billionaire psychopaths were talking and one says to the other, “You know there are always two sides to every war,” to which the other replies, “You mean our customers?”
Q: What do you call a very powerful man who uses drones to shoot missiles at perceived future enemies, in countries we are not at war with, violently killing them, their families, and everyone around them?
A: Mr. President.
Q: What is the difference between a car bomb and a U.S. election?
A: One is rigged to explode, and the other is just rigged.
Q: How do you know a CIA–groomed, Council on Foreign Relations-approved leader with psychopathic tendencies is in the White House?
A: Because they are in the White House.
Q: What does America do to the most deceitful, greedy, Nazi-loving, psychopathic leaders our government has ever had?
A: We name airports after them.
There is an old psychopathic saying that goes: Every man is born with two wolves within them: the one that cares about others and the one that matters.
Q: How do you know a psychopath is standing right next to you?
A: You rarely do, but rest assured they know exactly who you are.
In 1893, Hawaii was the first government the U.S. ever overthrew, and this was overseen by Secretary of State John Watson Foster, grandfather of John Foster Dulles (Secretary of State under Eisenhower) and his brother, Allen Welsh Dulles (Director of the CIA) who overthrew Iran and Guatemala, in their day. It seems a family that overthrows sovereign governments together, stays together.
What you have to believe if you believe the "official stories” on two key U.S. events
To Believe The Official Story about The John F. Kennedy Assassination, November 22, 1963
To Believe the Official Story about the 9-11 Terrorist Attacks, September 11, 2001
You have to believe that two airliners worth of burning jet fuel can vaporize two huge skyscrapers into dust.
You have to believe that people who flunk out of Cessna pilot training can precisely fly Boeing 757s at over 500mph at sea level (physically impossible) and make extremely complicated maneuvers that pro pilots can’t match.
You have to believe that when a Boeing 757 hits the side of the Pentagon, its wings and titanium engines will fold in and leave no marks on the walls and that the plane disappears completely into the building, leaving no seats, luggage, tail sections, fuselage pieces, or anything else, on the Pentagon lawn.
You have to believe that “The Dancing Israelis,” Sivan Kurzberg, Paul Kurzberg, Oded Ellner, Yaron Shimuel, and Omar Marmari, who were arrested on September 11th, 2001, after they were reported to be acting in a celebratory manner, were actually Palestinians. Oded Ellner, subsequently stated on Israeli TV that the five Israelis had been in New York at the time “to document the event,” meaning the attack on the World Trade Center, but he was probably just kidding.
You have to believe that the air at ground zero was safe to breathe as the EPA head at the time, Christine Todd Whitman, repeatedly said to the workers on the pile who have since suffered devastating health consequences from inhaling the extreme toxins.
You have to believe that two airliners hitting two buildings can bring multiple buildings into a state of complete annihilation.
You have to believe that the owner of Building 7 (and lessor of WTC 1 & 2), Larry Silverstein, talking about 9-11 in a PBS interview, can make arrangements with the Fire Department Commander to “pull” his building the same afternoon the building collapsed into its own basement, at free-fall speed. Or, you have to believe that when he used the words “pull it” he meant to pull out the fireman, not to use controlled demolition to bring down the building. Merriam-Webster’s dictionary defines “pull down” – the verb – as demolish or destroy (a building etc.), among other meanings, and “pull” could be a shortened version of “pull down”, but maybe not.
I remember getting a call from the Fire Department Commander, telling me that they were not sure they were going to be able to contain the fire, and I said 'You know, we've had such terrible loss of life, maybe the smartest thing to do is, is pull it' And they made that decision to pull and then we watched the building collapse.
Larry Silverstein